Baby for Sale

Free to good home:

Very cute and innocent looking baby who has decided that being held while he sleeps is much better than sleeping on his own in a pack n play or crib. Full disclosure: put him down and screaming will ensue. You will be shocked at the decibal levels attainable by a 5 lb little boy!

Not included: weary eyed mom, dad, big brother Noah (who sleeps peacefully for hours at a time) and dog.